Throw Up!
Knock Knock.Who’s there?StanStan who?Stan back or I’ll be sick on your shoe!!!!
When is it OK for a lady to slap a midget?
When is it OK for a lady to slap a midget? When they are...
Drivers Licence
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if...
Food Order
This elderly couple is sitting on a park bench if from of a large...
Clinton Strikes again
The Secret Service got a real scare the other day when someone threw a...
Your Mommas…
Your Momma’s teeth are so yellow that when she smiles people SLOW DOWN!
In an elevator!
A small guy goes into an elevator, looks up and notices a huge dude...
Why is Bill Clinton happy he named his dog “Buddy?”
Q: Why is Bill Clinton happy he named his dog “Buddy?”A: Because it’s a...
Nurses Revenge
Four nurses all decided to play a joke on the doctor they worked for,...
Outrageous lying
|A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:Officer:...