Sit On Newspaper
Q: Why did the deaf blonde sit on a newspaper?A: So she could lip...
moth nibble a hole
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Three Limericks
Although Cupid got all the girls hot, a great lover himself he was not....
It just kills my appetite
A woman asks her husband if he’d like some breakfast. “Would you like bacon...
What costume?
A black couple we’re invited to a Halloween party and were trying to decide...
Trick or Treat!
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Safety tip
Safety Tip:Calculus and automobiles don’t mix — never drink and derive
Impossible to Please
A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with...
A bad day
There’s this little guy sitting inside a bar, just looking at his drink.He stays...
Once when Mary was young her school…
Once when Mary was young her school had a halloween party for themmary decided...