Somebody flunked elf school…
5-year-old Nicholas was sitting on a department store Santa’s lap and told him, “My...
If a month would be 24 hrs
If a month would be only 24 hrs long, we would get paid every...
Who needs women
A man walks into the bar and orders 2 shots of whiskey and the...
Dog named Sex
Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him “Rover” or “Spot”. I...
12 Year Old Scotch
A guy comes into a bar and asks the barman for twelve-year-old scotch. The...
These two women went out for a night on the town…
These two women went out for a night on the town and got just...
Why are the N.Y. Giants like a tampon?
Why are the N.Y. Giants like a tampon?They’re only good for one period and...
Not enough time to tell
The morning after their honeymoon night, Julie says to herhusband, “you know, You’re really...
Blonde on blonde
A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports carand...
Think quality
A lady swallowed a super Gillette razor blade and her doctor discovered that not...