IDIOTS ARE EASY TO PLEASE
|I was sitting in my science class, when the teacher commented that the next...
Driving Examiner
Liz: I get so nervous and frightened during driving tests! Doctor: Never mind, you’ll...
Blonde and Easter Bunny
Once there was this guy, and he was driving in his car, and all...
Guitar jokes
|Q: How do you make him stop playing?A: Put notes on it!Q: What did...
Things You Never Use
Donna arrived home from work early one day and found her husband, Glen, in...
Bill and Hillary are at a restaurant…
Bill and Hillary are at a restaurant. The waiter tells them tonight’s special is...
What goes: Clip clop, clip clop, clip clop, bang…
What goes: Clip clop, clip clop, clip clop, bang bang, clip clop, clip clop,...
Three legged Donkey
What do you call a donkey with three legs?A wonkey!
Airline
A blonde buys a plane ticket to Miami. (It’s a coach Ticket). When she...
50 Ways to Appreciate Life
1. Watch the sunset– on a sled.2. Smile more, –it might get you a...