Is Windows a Virus
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Crawling Home
A guy was sitting in a bar, drinking away. Suddenly he says to the...
Worm your way out of that one!
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A play on Computer Lingo.
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Finding a Chinese Jew
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What kind of a woman
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Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?
Q: Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?A: Mace.
Listening Passively
There were three guys talking in the pub. Two of them are talking about...
The Perfect Woman would say…
The Perfect Woman would say: 1. I’ll swallow it all . . . I...
Bought a bad computer
|Top Ten Signs You Bought A Bad ComputerLower corner of screen has the words...