Vampire Bat
A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and...
Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer
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A man dies and goes to heaven. Saint Peter asks him what religion he...
Rules for hunting lawyers
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Jesus meets Joseph
St. Peter has a day-off from his duties at the gates to Heaven and...
What do you do when a Rottweiler gets amorous on your leg?
What do you do when a Rottweiler gets amorous on your leg?Fake an orgasm.
A Blonde Astronaut
There was a blonde, a red head, and a brunette and they were all...
The dieter’s church!
Have you heard about the new low-fat communion bread?It’s called “I Can’t Believe It’s...
Charlie was in a bar and three babes came up and…
Charlie was in a bar and three babes came up and started hitting on...