yo mama so fat.. disease
Yo mama is so fat that when she was diagnosed with the flesh eating...
There was an old married couple that had happily…
There was an old married couple that had happily lived together for nearly forty...
Who handles cases?
|Nugent needed legal advice, so he walked into the office of Gregory, Ellis and...
Counting Sheep
An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor....
Daffynitions!
Arbitrator ar’-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s. Avoidable uh-voy’-duh-buhl: What...
Where lawers come from
An anxious woman goes to her doctor. “Doctor,” she asks nervously, “canyou get pregnant...
Aussies
Q. Why are Australians like kiwifruit?A. Because they are rough on the outside, green...
Witches Brew
What do you call 13 witches in a hot tub? A self cleaning coven!
Pope, Graham, and Roberts
The Pope, Billy Graham, and Oral Roberts were in a three-way plane crash over...
There was once an aspiring veterinarian who put himself through…
There was once an aspiring veterinarian who put himself through veterinary school working nights...