Washing Machine Is Better
Q: Why is a washing machine better than a blonde?A: Because you can drop...
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies? Seven…one to mix...
Americans
Two americans were walking through Leicester but couldn’t agree on how to pronounce it...
Appear on television
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
How Hell froze over.
Once, a gay man went to heaven. At the Great Gate, Saint Peter was...
How do a jewish couple have oral sex?
How do a jewish couple have oral sex?… “SET AT OPPOSITE ENDS OF THE...
Two Kinds Of Men
What are the only two kinds of men?Studs and duds.
Farts
Q: Why do farts smell?A: So deaf people can enjoy them too.
Husband’s Midlife Crisis
Dave Barry on your husband’s midlife crisis:If your husband is exhibiting signs of a...
A psychiatrist met a friend and exclaimed…
A psychiatrist met a friend and exclaimed, “I heard you died.”"But you see I’m...