Thin People Don’t
|By Barbara Florio GrahamFrom McCall’s, June, 1983I read every diet I can get my...
When I get out…..
A person reviewing people in an insane asylum walks around and is pleased with...
Tied in an election
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Only in America!
“Only in America”:…can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance….are there...
DUMB Questions Part 5!
Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack?Why do...
You might be a redneck if…car race
You go to a stock car race and don’t need a program.
A game of animal football
|The animals were bored. Finally, the lion had an idea. “I know a really...
You’re back again?
|The Judge said to the defendant. “I thought I told you I never wanted...
How to cut off a blonde’s ears:
To cut off a blonde’s ears, put razor blades on each shoulder and ask...
Smarter
This is not only philosophical but is obviously pure science.A herd of buffalo can...