Bill Clinton vs JFK
Whats the difference between Bill Clinton & J.F.K?One got his head blown off in...
Ant and a grasshopper
|THE ORIGINAL VERSIONThe ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building...
Give chocolate pudding
|First soldier: “Pass me the chocolate pudding, would you?”Second soldier: “No way, Jose!”First soldier:...
At a dentist’s
Dentist: “Would you help me out? I’d like you togive a few of your...
Grandma’s Advice
There was this virgin that was going out on a date for the first...
Little Johnny Sees Them Naked
Little Johnny has to stay at Grandma’s for the weekend. Being an old school...
What is the meaning of life?
What is the meaning of life?All evidence to date suggests it’s chocolate.
A door-to-door vacuum salesman goes…
A door-to-door vacuum salesman goes to the first house in his newterritory. He knocks,...
Little Johnny goes up to his mother and asks…
Little Johnny goes up to his mother and asks, “Is God male or female?”After...
The Gay in the Bar
A gay guy walks into a bar and says “bartender give me a brewskie.”The...