My Aunt
Joe says to Bill, “Want to see a picture of my Aunt?”Bill said, “Sure.”So...
Emily Sue passed away and Bubba called 911…
Emily Sue passed away and Bubba called 911. The 911operator told Bubba that she...
Two confirmed bachelors sat talking…
Two confirmed bachelors sat talking. Their conversation drifted from politics to cooking. “I got...
What the difference between true love and herpes?
What the difference between true love and herpes? – Herpes lasts forever
A precise location
Attorney to witness: “And where was the location of the accident?”Witness: “Approximately milepost 499.”Attorney:...
Recount Demanded by New York Mets
RECOUNT DEMANDED BY METSNEW YORK (AP) –The New York Mets announced today that they...
If the NSA made toasters…
If the NSA made toasters…Your toaster would have a secret trap door that only...
You know you are in a small town…
You know you’re in a small town…..- when you don’t use turn signals because...
How many honest, intelligent, caring men…
How many honest, intelligent, caring men in theworld does it take to do the...
Just like my wife
A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time...