How many sheep do I have?
|There once was a blonde who was very tired of blonde jokes and insults...
Why, How, and Ifs?
Why do you need a driver’s license to buy liquor when you can’t drink...
Yo mama so fat.. tripped
Yo mamma’s so fat, she tripped on 4th Avenue and landed on 12th.
What has four legs and smells like fish?
What has four legs and smells like fish? Clinton’s desk.
Bagpipe jokes
|Q: Why do bagpipers walk when they play?A: To get away from the noise.Q:...
The Walrus
Why do Walruses go to Tupperware parties?To find a tight Seal.
What is the difference between a black and a white fairy tale?
What’s the difference between a black and a white fairy tale?A white one starts...
Polak With Chainsaw
A Polak is looking to buy a saw to cut down some trees in...
A pregnant woman is about to give birth…
A pregnant woman is about to give birth. The doctor has her on thedelivery...
Interview with a Pirate!
The pirate Red Beard was being interviewed by a newspaper reporter who was looking...