Revised Christmas days
|Effective immediately, the following economizing measures are being implemented in the “Twelve Days of...
Are you going to take her?
Friend: Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice on your next cruise?Vern:...
Needs
Husband and wife are getting all snugly in bed. The passion is heating up....
Great A Hot & Juicy Story
Great A Hot & Juicy Story Well, I was loafin’ around the salad bar...
How do you circumcise a redneck?
How do you circumcise a redneck?Kick his sister in the chin.
Protesting
I’m against picketing, but I don’t know how to show it.-Mitch Hedberg
Lightbulbs and PMS!
Q: How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light...
Immature Wife
My wife is so immature, every time I take a bath, she comes in...
Two buddies get together and decide to…
Two buddies get together and decide togo to a whorehouse, one of them tired...
Blue Elephants
1. How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun.2. How...