The New Tax Law
The only thing that the IRS has not yet taxed is the male penis....
A kindergartner was practicing spelling with magnetic letters…
A kindergartner was practicing spelling with magnetic letters on the refrigerator: cat, dog, dad,...
Heavy metal guitarist
Q: How do you get a heavy metal guitarist to stop playing guitar?A: Put...
Stupid Insults 14/31
Her learning curve is fractal. Her lint trap is full. Her lists are unlinked....
Two men were stopped by a TV newswoman…
Two men were stopped by a TV newswoman doing streetinterviews about the upcoming presidential...
Santa, we\\\\\\\’re worried about you.
Dear Santa: We’re worried about you.From your rosy red cheeks to your legendary girth...
I dont want a ride!
A man pulled up next to a little girl walking home from school and...
Does it hurt when you do this?
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One for the Mrs!
An escaped convict broke into a house and tied up a young couple who...
Footless Parrot
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