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A guy’s car breaks down in the middle of town, and he looks for...
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An old farmer decided it was time to get a new rooster. The current...
What is your date of birth?
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Which of the following does not belong?
Which of the following doesn’t belong?(a) meat(b) eggs(c) wife(d) blow job(D) A blowjob because...
What is the difference between a Slut and a Bitch?
What is the difference between a Slut and a Bitch?A Slut sleeps with everyone,...
Six Bad Days
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Bullfighters
What do you call four bullfighters in quicksand?Quattro sinko.
Black guy and a Puerto Rican…
A black guy and a puerto rican guy are both in a car…who’s driving?A...