Pick Heaven or Hell
One day while walking down the street a highly successful executive woman was tragically...
Why do women have smaller feet than men?
Why do women have smaller feet than men?So they can stand closer to the...
Surgeon Says
Three things nobody wants to hear the surgeon say:Oops. Has anyone seen my watch?...
The two bee’s
Two bees ran into each other. One asked the other how things were going.”Really...
What my Mom taught me.
All the things my mother taught me:My mom taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB...
Tactfullness
The contemplative routine of the convent was being disrupted by the presence of workmen...
What does a blonde say after sex?
What does a blonde say after sex? Thanks Guys.
Heads and Tails
How is a dog’s tail like the center of a tree?It’s furthest from the...
ABC’s
Student: Can I use the bathroom?Teacher: Okay but first say your ABC’s.Students: ABCDEFGHIJKLMNO QRSTUVWXYZTeacher:...
What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common?
What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common?They both live off dead Beatles.