Country Tunes
Drop Kick Me, Jesus, Through The Goalposts Of LifeGet Your Tongue Outta My Mouth...
How to Hunt Elephants — Math style
How to Hunt Elephants — Math style Mathematicians hunt elephants by going to Africa,...
What does it mean when two lesbians make love?
Q. What does it mean when two lesbians make love?A. It doesn’t mean dick.
What men say & what it
“I’m going fishing.” Really means…”I’m going to drink myself dangerously stupid and stand by...
Playtonic relationship
A nosey neighbour remonstrated with the woman in the adjoining apartment.”Mrs Smith, do you...
An aging hooker volunteered to give the novice…
An aging hooker volunteered to give the novice a few tips on the art...
Saving the Oppossum!
Late one night a couple is driving down a country highway and run over...
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?Four. Actually, only...
Miss Right
I married Miss Right.I just didn’t know her first name was “Always.”
Many moons
There was a cowboy who went to the outhouse. He heard some noise, so...