My wife is beating me
|David: My wife beats me, doctor.Doctor: Oh dear. How often?David: Every time we play...
Anagrammar!
George Bush: When you rearrange the letters: He Bugs GoreDormitory: When you rearrange the...
A truck driver breaks down and…
A truck driver breaks down and shortly another trucker stops to givehim hand. He...
A young wife, her boorish husband and a young good looking…
A young wife, her boorish husband and a young good looking sailor wereshipwrecked on...
Good Lawyers?
What is the difference between a good Lawyer and a great Lawyer?Answer: A good...
Mistakes on a resume
|These are from actual resumes: “Personal: I’m married with 9 children. I don’t require...
The smart Irishman.
An Irishman named Murphy went to his doctor after a long illness. The doctor,...
Two Quickies.
Q: What’s long, black, and never ends?A: The unemployment line!Q: What can’t you give...
The Hunter
A barman looks out the window of his bar and sees a guy riding...
What’s the Difference
How do you tell the difference between male chromosomes and female chromosomes?Pull down their...