George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard IV
Voice Mail. Never answer your phone if you have voicemail. People don’t call you...
Blowing Bubbles
Is that your head or is your neck blowing a bubble?
What do you get when you cross a Jehova’s Witness…
What do you get when you cross a Jehova’s Witnesswith a Hell’s Angels motorcycle...
What is the difference between “ooh” and “aah?”
What’s the difference between “ooh” and “aah?” -About three inches.
Let’s take a trip to Disney
|Two blondes had driven across the country to see Disney World in Florida.As they...
Children’s Prayers
I had been teaching my three-year old daughter the Lord’s Prayer. For several evenings...
yo mama so fat.. disease
Yo mama is so fat that when she was diagnosed with the flesh eating...
Bus Driver’s Parents
A little kid walks into a city bus and sits right behind the driver...
Two Irish lads had been out shacking up with their…
Two Irish lads had been out shacking up with their girl friends. One felt...
FBI Want-Ads
The FBI puts an Ad in the newspaper, “Wanted FBI agents.” After sorting through...