I’m Turner Brown
A small guy goes into an elevator, looks up and notices a huge dude...
THe guy who invented the hokey pokey’s funeral
eariler this week i went to the guy who inveted the hokey pokey’s funeral....
Bart at the chalkboard!
The opening credits of The Simpsons(tm) shows Bart Simpson writing the same sentence over...
Two Molecules
Two molecules are walking down the street and they run in to each other.One...
Sinatra’s Obituary
Frank Sinatra, “Old Blue Eyes,” has died.Frank will now be known as “Old Closed...
Yo mama is so bald
Yo mama so bald even a wig wouldn’t help! Yo mama so bald you...
10 commandments
The Ten Commandments display was recently removed from the Alabama Supreme Court building. There...
Slide Under The Table
A man and a woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant. Their waitress,...
Osama Cave Memo
Osama Cave Memo===============Hi guys. We’ve all been putting in long hours, but we’ve really...
Cow Priced Like A Car
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