One life saved…
A man had just been laid off from work. He was standing on the...
Show and Tell…
The teacher asked the students to bring one electrical appliance for”Show & Tell,” and...
Twas The Night…-why did I stop there?
Twas the night before ChristmasAnd all through the houseThere were empties and buttsLeft around...
Cow Pat Lip Gloss
An old cowhand came riding into town on a hot, dry, dusty day.The local...
The Unhappy Nun
The contemplative routine of the convent was being disrupted by the presence of workmen...
A man had been drinking at the bar for hours…
A man had been drinking at the bar for hours when he mentioned somethingabout...
Will the real dummy stand up!
I give all of these people a DUH! – DOH! – & Woo-hoo!HANDS-DOWN WINNER...
Farmer Petrovich is whipping and slapping his sheep…
Farmer Petrovich is whipping and slapping his sheep when the localminister comes walking around...
Multi-syllable words
Little Johnny goes to school, and the teacher says “Today we are going to...
A blonde bought two horses, and could never remember…
A blonde bought two horses, and could never remember which was which. A neighbor...