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You know what that little red dot means in the middle…
You know what that little red dot means in the middle of an Indian...
Bad News 2
A man walks into a bar and asks for six shots of vodka. The...
Food Better Than Men
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Ways to tell someone their fly is open.
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Why don’t Jewish mothers drink?
Why don’t Jewish mothers drink?Alcohol interferes with their suffering.
Common With Computer
Q: What do a blonde and your computer have in common?A: You don’t know...
Bullfrog Does Oral Sex
An attractive woman entered a pet shop. When the clerk offered assistance, she explained...
History of lawyers
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A man dies and goes to heaven. Saint Peter asks him what religion he...