I think that I’m a chicken
|Psychiatrist: What’s your problem?Patient: I think I’m a chicken.Psychiatrist: How long has this been...
Pedestrians And Catholics
The traffic light wasn’t working on the corner of Broadway and 72nd Street, so...
The Master Chief was inspecting the barracks…
The Master Chief was inspecting the barracks and heoverheard one terrified recruit whisper, “Master...
What is the penalty for bigamy?
Question: What’s the penalty for bigamy?Answer: Two mothers-in-law
Wedding Toasts 6
The groom, upon his engagement, went to his father and said, “I’ve found a...
A girl goes to the doctor…
A girl goes to the doctor. She says, “Doc, I’m freakin’ out…I’m freakin’ out…my...
Men Are Like Weather
How is a man like the weather?Nothing can be done to change either one...
It’s great to be a guy
|Reasons why it’s great to be a guyPhone conversations are over in 30 seconds...
2 cute ones…
One Sunday morning a little girl in her Sunday best was running so she...
Honeymoon Over
Bridegroom: “Dear, we’ve been back from the Caribbean for a month now. We’ve been...