Feel Better
Mary was having a tough day and had stretched herself out on the couch...
“What happened to the Pope when he went to Mount Olive?”
“What happened to the Pope when he went to Mount Olive?”"Popeye beat the shit...
OPERATIONAL EXCELLENCE
OPERATIONAL EXCELLENCE?Once upon a time, an American company and a Japanese company decided to...
Cockroach at the door.
A man was sitting at home one evening, when the doorbell rang. When he...
It just kills my appetite
A woman asks her husband if he’d like some breakfast. “Would you like bacon...
Creative Answering Machine Messages
You’re growing tired. Your eyelids are getting heavy. You feel very sleepy now. You...
Ladies Track
What’s the difference between a womens track team and a tribe of pigmee’s?The pigmee’s...
Barbie and G.I. Joe
Barbie and G.I. Joe A little girl is in line to see Santa. When...
Selling the Green Suit…
A man who isn’t qualified keeps pestering this tailor about giving him a job...
Mommy, mommy! What’s a nymphomaniac?
Mommy, mommy! What’s a nymphomaniac?Shut up and help me get grandma off the doorknob!