Why Worry?
The next door neighbor of a middle-aged wife came over to inform her that...
Why do mice have long tails?
|Why do mice have long tails?Well, they’d look silly with long hair!
There was just a dog fight
|A man walks into a bar one day and asks, “Does anyone here own...
Two guys standing at the urinal.
Ed and Ted were standing at the urinals in a public lavatory when Ed...
The snoring stopper!
A man has a dog that snores in his sleep. Annoyed, because she can’t...
Is there a way to thank you?
|”How can I ever thank you?” gushed a woman to Clarence Darrow, after he...
DEADHEADS
|A man in Orange County Municipal Court had been ticketed for driving alone in...
Generous woman
“I was in a very generous mood today,” a woman says to her friend.”I...
Telepath wanted
Help Wanted: Telepath.You know where to apply.
As a sergeant in a parachute regiment…
As a sergeant in a parachute regiment I took part in serveral night timeexcersises....