Fortune cookie mistake
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Marry You
Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you?A: Tell her she’s pregnant.Q:...
Do clever men make good husbands?
NOVICE: Do clever men make good husbands?SAGE: Clever men don’t BECOME husbands!
What\\\’s invisible & smells like carrots?
What’s invisible & smells like carrots?Bunny Farts!
I got home from work last night…
I got home from work last night and said to my wife, “You are...
How can you tell if you are at a bulemic bachelor party?
How can you tell if you’re at a bulemic bachelor party? The cake jumps...
Polak Locked His Keys In Car
Q: Did you hear about the Polish man that locked his keys in his...
How do you tell if you are in a gay church?
How do you tell if you are in a gay church? Only half the...
Contract With The Devil
An attorney was sitting in his office late one night, when the Devil appeared...
What does a woman of 40 have between her breasts that a woman of 20 does not?
What does a woman of 40 have between her breasts that a woman of...