A man took his Rottweiler to the vet…
A man took his Rottweiler to the vet and said “My dog’s cross-eyed, is...
Will the father be present during the birth?
“Will the father be present during the birth?”asked the obstetrician.”Nah,” replied the mother-to-be,”He and...
Clone
A scientist had been keeping a secret for over two decades — he had...
A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport…
A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached acomfortable cruising altitude,...
Polak Is Mugged
A Polak was jumped by two muggers and fought like hell, but was finally...
A spinning wheel!
|What do you call a 100 spiders on a tyre?A spinning wheel!
Morals of Story
One day at the end of class little Billy’s teacher has the class go...
Snail’s Pace
A man hears a knock at his door, opens it but doesn’t see anyone.He...
Hollow
Why can’t a ghost have sex??Because he has a hollow weenie!
Marriage Quotes 1
In a great romance, each person plays a part the other really likes. –...