Writers Quotes
The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense. Tom Clancy I...
Window Seat
Q: Why didn’t the blonde want a window seat on the plane?A1: She’d just...
OLD NEVER DIES 5
|OLD FOOTBALL PLAYERS never die, they just go to the end zoneOLD FOOTBALLERS never...
Excuse Me, Your Fly Is Unzipped
1. “The cucumber has left the salad.” 2. “Someone tore down the wall, and...
Lawyer In Hell
A lawyer died and was delivered into the devil’s hands. “You will be spending...
New rules for dieting!
1. If no one sees you eat it, it has no calories.2. If you...
Man and E.T.
What’s the difference between a man and E.T.?E.T. phoned home.
Hope never dies
A man driving outside of Baltimore, Maryland was southbound on Interstate 95 in the...
A man eating at restaurant says to his waiter…
A man eating at restaurant says to his waiter, ‘waiter, there’s a fly in...
Eating the piece of fruit
|Two Polish guys were taking their first train trip to Warsaw on the train....