Hello Mother, Hello Father (song)
Here I am at Camp Grenada. Camp is very entertaining, and they say we’ll...
Why are spiders like tops?
|Why are spiders like tops?They are always spinning!
Why wasn’t Jesus born in West Virginia?
Why wasn’t Jesus born in West Virginia?Well God found plenty of guys who liked...
What do you call a dog…
What do you call a dog with no back legs and steel testicles?SPARKY!!!
When you are young
|When you are young, you want to be the master of your fate and...
Miss Right
I married Miss Right.I just didn’t know her first name was “Always.”
After a Tonsilectomy?
After her operation, the famous lady soap opera star was propped up in bed...
New Year Nerd Resolutions
|NEW YEAR RESOLUTIONS YOU WON’TBE ABLE TO KEEP IF YOU’RE A NERD 16. I...
Sex For the Deaf
Two deaf people get married. During the first week of marriage, they find that...
No cookies for Grandpa.
A boy goes on a fishing trip with his grandpa. They install themselves on...