An elephant…
An elephant walks up to a naked guy and says, “How do you breathe...
What do you call a brunette between two blondes?
What do you call a brunette between two blondes?Translator.
The system crash song
|SYSTEM CRASH (to the tune of “The Monster Mash”) I was working in the...
When does a person decide to become an accountant?
Q: When does a person decide to become an accountant?A: When he realises he...
Real Man Knows When She Orgasms
How does a real man know whenever his girlfriend is having an orgasm?A real...
Bingo Card
The wife comes home from a night at bingo with a new fur coat....
Men Like BMWs
Why do men like BMWs?They can spell it.
Jake is 85, and he gets married to a 16-year-old.
Jake is 85, and he gets married to a 16-year-old. He walks into the...
I’m Hungry
Q: Where does your nose go, when it gets hungry?A: Booger King!!!
Name It
After a hot, hard day’s work Joe went into a bar to quench his...