Blonde and screen door
What do a blonde and a screen door have in common? The more you...
Saggy Boobs
Q: What did one saggy boob say to the other?A: “We’d better get some...
gay lad limerick
There was a gay lad from KartoumeTook a lesbian up to his roomWell, they...
Panties
President Clinton was seen walking around the White House one day recently. Laying across...
Two guys go hunting…
Two guys go hunting. Jerry has never gone hunting while Joe hashunted all his...
A farmer walked into an attorney office…
A farmer walked into an attorney’s office wanting to file for adivorce. The attorney...
Murphys Law on Love and Sex
“Don’t worry. I’ve had a vasectomy/hysterectomy.” “I won’t come in your mouth, I promise.”...
Gold medal
What’s better than winning the gold medal at the special olympics?Not being retarded!
His first church visit!
After years of his wife’s pleading, this good ol boy finally goes with her...