Newfie fun
What is the difference between a newfie and a bucket of shit…Answer… The Bucket
Nearsightedness
I think my wife is getting a little nearsighted.I woke up this morning, she...
Biting Nails
Two golden-agers were discussing their husbands over tea. “I do wish that my Elmer...
A husband and wife are on a nudist beach…
A husband and wife are on a nudist beach when suddenly awasp buzzes into...
Roosters
An old farmer decided it was time to get a new rooster. The current...
Sexual Tension Quiz
Instructions: For each answer, you will have three clues. Try to determine what the...
Another Dumb Blonde
A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he’s doing a show...
A profoundly ugly girl went to the psychiatrist…
A profoundly ugly girl went to the psychiatrist.”My life is a mess, doctor,” she...
A guy is down on his luck. He takes his last $500…
A guy is down on his luck. He takes his last $500 and goes...
Last Commandment
A Sunday school class was studying the Ten Commandments. They were ready to discuss...