Who drove that bus
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
The grasshopper joke!
So this grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender looks up and says “Hey!...
Happy Anniversary
A man and his wife were at the breakfast table when he suddenly remembered...
Pervert?
A patient goes to a psychiatrist. The psychiatrist gives him a Rorschach Test; he...
What\\\’s O. J. Simpson\\\’s Internet address?
Q. What’s O. J. Simpson’s Internet address?A. Slash, slash, backslash, slash, slash, escape.
The Tearful Bride…
The Tearful Bride…A new young blonde bride calls her mother in tears.She sobs, “Robert...
Dog with no legs
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If Operating Systems Were Beers
DOS Beer: Requires you to use your own can opener, and requires you to...
Learn how to talk southern
Write down on a peice of paper:M R ducksM R notO S A RC...
Go to the hospital
|Four expectant fathers were in a Minneapolis hospital waiting room, while their wives were...