Creative Answering Machine Messages
You’re growing tired. Your eyelids are getting heavy. You feel very sleepy now. You...
The Blonde Driver
A State Trooper pulls a car over on a lonely back road and approaches...
The modest man is in the hospital for a series of test…
The modest man is in the hospital for a series of test. One of...
Help me…I’m hooked!
Is there a 12 step, support group, or such?For those of us folks who...
An old man and his son had a one-horse farm where they…
An old man and his son had a one-horse farm where they barely made...
What’s the difference between a duck and a cow?
What’s the difference between a duck and a cow? They both swim, except for...
This male prostitute contracted syphilis…
This male prostitute contracted syphilis.He did okay for a while, but then his business...
Bart at the chalkboard!
The opening credits of The Simpsons(tm) shows Bart Simpson writing the same sentence over...
Strange grants given
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Florida Crazy Law
Penalty for horse theft is death by hanging. It is considered an offense to...