Wedding Definitions
Bachelor: 1) A guy who has avoided the opportunity to make some woman miserable....
The talking clock!
While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends, a college student led the...
Why do men die before their wives?
Why do men die before their wives? Because they want to.
Two pieces of string walk into a bar…
Two pieces of string walk into a bar. The first one walks up to...
What’s the difference between a nine-month pregnant…
What’s the difference between a nine-month pregnantwoman and a Playboy centerfold?Nothing, if the pregnant...
Santa\’s Entrance
If your child asks how Santa Claus gets into the house, just tell him...
Why isn’t gambling allowed in Africa?
Q: Why isn’t gambling allowed in Africa?A: Because of all the cheetahs.
How gross is that?
Gross is having to tuck your hemorrhoid into your sock so you won’t step...
Beers for everyone!
A guy walked into a bar and said “Beers for everyone, even you, Bartender.”...
Hillary and Bill again!
When Bill and Hillary first got married, Bill said, “I am putting a box...