An old lady owned two monkeys…
An old lady owned two monkeys. One day they both died,so she took them...
Husband: I do not know why you wear a bra…
Husband: I don’t know why you wear a bra, you’ve got nothing to put...
What do you say to a girl with two black eyes?
Q: What do you say to a girl with two black eyes?A: Nothing, you...
Chinese Proverbs
Passionate kiss like spider’s web, soon lead to undoing of fly.Man who run in...
What time does the bar open?
At 3 AM a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a...
I only ordered a double
|I walked into a bar the other day and ordered a double.The bartender brought...
About last night
After the annual office Christmas party blow-out, John woke up with a pounding headache,...
The amazing golf ball
|A golfer, playing a round by himself, is about to tee off, and a...
Stick insects!
|What lives in gum trees?Stick insects!
Rejected Childrens Book Titles
MORE REJECTED CHILDRENS BOOK TITLES:1. Juggling Knives is Easy2. Where to Find the toys...