Change my mind
The church was conducting its annual fund drive. One member of the congregation said,...
Definitions of Children
AMNESIA: Condition that enables a woman who has gone through labor to have sex...
Three legged Donkey
What do you call a donkey with three legs?A wonkey!
Lottery Winner
This guy runs home and bursts in yelling “Pack your bags honey, I just...
They Eloped
First Convict: I heard the Warden’s daughter up and married a guy down on...
A man was driving through West Virginia…
A man was driving through West Virginia looking for a place to move to.He...
One night the Norse god Thor was feeling a bit horny…
One night the Norse god Thor was feeling a bit horny so he decided...
spitting in the vase
|”Hey Patrick, do I hear you spitting in the vase on the mantelpiece ?”...
At The Superbowl
At The Superbowl Bob received a free ticket to the Superbowl from his company....
Let Me Warm You
This couple out on a date get a flat tire while driving along on...