Careful when you wish
Two men died and went to Heaven. St. Peter greeted them, and said “I’m...
DO YOU ACCEPT CREDIT CARDS?
|A Texan convicted of robbery worked out a deal to pay $9600 in damages...
A responsible applicant
Employer to applicant: “In this job we need someone who is responsible.” Applicant: “I’m...
Valentine Day Story
Valentine’s Day Story John Blanchard stood up from the bench, straightened his Army uniform,...
Blonde weighs baby
At a pharmacy, a blonde asked to use the infant scale to weigh the...
The Aligator Blonde!
A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a...
Dumb Blonde Crooks
Two blonde robbers were robbing a hotel. The first one said, “I hear sirens....
Airplane in Trouble
First man: Hey did you know that my airplane got caught in a heavy...
Unfaithful Mates
Otis, Henry, and Tom were sitting in a bar discussing their wives. Henry started...
Tombstone Epitaph IV
Tombstone Epitaph:Playing with names in a Ruidoso, New Mexico, cemetery:Here liesJohnny YeastPardon meFor not...