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There were two blonds on their way to Disney World.When they were getting close...
What do you call an armless, legless leper in a swimming pool?
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Would you please do me a favor?
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Heaven and smoking
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Women seeking men
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Tiger Woods vs. Stevie Wonder!
At a celebrity party, Stevie Wonder meets golf champ Tiger Woods and mentions that...
Great news for Bill Gates
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Where does Bill Clinton have sex?
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You were there for me!
A man was walking across the road when he had an accident. The impact...