Swallowed a Pillow
Patient: Doctor, I think I swallowed a pillow. Doctor: How do you feel? Patient:...
Brain transplant
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Windows 95
Why can’t dogs use computers?Because you can’t stick your head out of Windows XP
Turn back your car odometer
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Ain’t She Cute
Father: (at hospital looking through glass at newly arrived babies) “Kitchy kitchy koo. Look,...
Do you know me?
|A small town prosecuting attorney called his first witness to the stand in a...
The poor guy got G.A.S.H.
A man returns from a trip to Amsterdam and is feeling very ill. He...
During the World War II…
During the World War II, an American warship was attacked by the Japanese. A...
Iraqi vs. American
Iraqi vs. American Average Iraqi Has visited the convergence of the Tigris and Euphrates,...
Signs and notices 03
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. At a Santa...