After You
My phone bill was past due and I needed to change my service, so...
cross a worm and an elephant
|What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant?Very big worm...
Having Children Is Like:
Having children is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain or, having...
The Trainee…
A man joins a big corporate empire as a trainee.On his very first day...
The wife is not speaking to me
|One night, this guy come into a bar and asks the bartender for a...
12 Things NOT to Say if Pulled Over
12. Hey, wasn’t your daughter a porn queen?11. I’m surprised you stopped me, Dunkin...
No Brakes
Did you ever hear about Blitzen the Brown nosed reindeer?He is twice as fast...
Judges Award
“Mr. Smith, I have reviewed this case very carefully,” the divorce court judge said,...
Its a Matter of Perspective
Dear Mom and Dad:Since I left for college I have been remiss in writing...
Bell Labs Proves Existence of Dark Suckers
Bell Labs Proves Existence of Dark Suckers For years it has been believed that...