Making cars drive
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
The first client
A young lawyer, starting up his private practice, was very anxiousto impress potential clients....
What is green and eats nuts?
What is green and eats nuts? Herpes!
Yo mamma so stupid…
Yo mamma so stupid she got hit by a parked car.
Did you hear about the welfare doll?
Did you hear about the welfare doll?You wind it up and it doesn’t work.
Farm jokes 06
|Where do you take sick ponies?To the horsepital!What do you say if you see...
Generous woman
“I was in a very generous mood today,” a woman says to her friend.”I...
Some police quotes
|”The handcuffs are tight because they’re new. They’ll stretch out after you wear them...
Sharing Hotel Rooms
By the time a Marine pulled into a little town, every hotel room was...
Royal Penis Comparison
The kings of Spain, France, and England all stand on stage together in front...