DUMB Questions Part 1!
A stitch in time saves nine. Nine what?Are there any unguided missiles?Are you breaking...
Bad waiter.
A waiter brings the customer the steak he ordered with his thumb over the...
Defining teenagers
|A Teenager is… A person who can’t remember to walk the dog but never...
Snowman and a vampire?
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?Frost-bite!
How do you get 20 vice presidents in a mini-van?
How do you get 20 vice presidents in a mini-van?Promote one and watch the...
Casey married a rich widow
|Casey married a rich widow, but they didn’t get along. One day she said...
Some last minute requests
|A man woke up in a hospital bed and called for his doctor. He...
What’s the difference between a blonde and a light bulb?
What’s the difference between a blonde and a light bulb?Well, the light bulb is...
The Broken Clock
Mike’s grandfather clock suddenly stops working right one day, so he loads it into...
Build an Ark
Build an Ark The Lord said to Noah, “In six months, I’m going to...