Farting All The Time
Doctor, “What seems to be the problem?” Patient, “Doc, I’ve got the farts. I...
The SUPER Salesman…
A man walks into an insurance office and asks for a job. “Sorry, we...
Yo mama is so skinny
Yo mama so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio Yo mama so skinny...
You might be a redneck if…beer
You consider a six pack of beer and a bug-zapper quality entertainment.
The new FDA milk labeling rules are so strict…
The new FDA milk labeling rules are so strict, it’s now illegal to print...
Short Cowboy jokes
|Q: What do you call a drug ring in Dallas?A: A huddle. Q: Four...
The Naming of Jesus
The Naming of JesusA group of biblical scholars were involved in a heated discussion...
Old maid’s burglar
|A story I’ll tell of a burglar boldWho started to rob a house;He opened...
3 Blonde Shorties!
A blonde says to a brunette, ”Excuse me, but each time I sip my...
The general went to the doctor for a physical…
The general went to the doctor for a physical. Before he began, the doctor...