Ostrich & Pussy Cat
A man walked into a pub with an Ostrich and a Pussy Cat. He...
The Black Sheep
A missionary is sent into deepest darkest depths of Africa to live with atribe....
What is red and sticky and crawls up a girls thigh?
What is red and sticky and crawls up a girls thigh?A home-sick abortion.
You don’t want to hear these!
Things you don’t want to hear during surgery:1. Better save that. We’ll need it...
Giving away a horse
|A retiring farmer in preparation for selling his land, needed to rid his farm...
Elephant and Man
What did the elephant say to the naked man? “It’s nice, but can it...
Arriving at Heaven
|A soprano died and went to Heaven. St. Peter stopped her at the gate...
You have to read the whole thing — Home Economics
You have to read the whole thing: The following is from a 1950′s Home...
Blonde Trivia
A blonde was playing Trivia Pursuit and was asked if she was in a...
No problem
A guy walks into his doctor and says,”Doc, you gotta help me, I can’t...