Fun Quotes
———————- BLOOD IS THICKER THAN WATER AND TASTIER, TOO. ———————- FAILURE IS NOT AN...
Child of the 80′s (super long)
You might be a child of the 80′s if…… you have deep, personal relationships...
Hoop Earrings
Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: They have to have some place...
Three Proof That Jesus Was…
Three Proofs that Jesus was Jewish:1. He went into his father’s business.2. He lived...
On the Train
A WW II American soldier had been on the front lines in Europe for...
Bird jokes 02
|Q: What do parrots eat?A: Polyfilla!Q: What do you give a sick bird?A: Tweetment!Q:...
Its A Duck
Three doctors are in the duck blind and a bird flies overhead. The general...
Tricked Him
One day this girl, who is wearing a skirt, goes out to play with...
What’s the purpose of a bellybutton?
What’s the purpose of a bellybutton?To put your gum in on the way down.
The Parrot
There’s this fella with a parrot. And this parrot swears like an old salt,...