The animal’s warning
|A farmer and his pig were driving down the road when a cop pulled...
Pilot On Drugs
“Ways You Can Tell Your Pilot is on Drugs”10. All the in-flight meals are...
You Are No Longer “Cool” When
You find yourself listening to talk radio. You daughter says she got pierced and...
Little Johny being literal
Teacher asks the children to discuss what their Dad’s do for a living.Little Mary...
His miracle drinks!
A man is waiting for his wife to give birth. The doctor comes in...
Did you hear that in New York State, the Stop And Shop grocery…
Did you hear that in New York State, the Stop And Shop grocery chain...
Why are the N.Y. Giants like a tampon?
Why are the N.Y. Giants like a tampon?They’re only good for one period and...
Offended
Three honeymoon couples find themselves in adjacent rooms in a hotel.As they are getting...
Forget it buddy!
A drunk stumbles into a confessional.The priest hears him come in, but then he...
3 Blonde Shorties!
A blonde says to a brunette, ”Excuse me, but each time I sip my...