Ready for some Football?
An old man and his wife have gone to bed.After laying there a few...
A boy and girl octopus out on a date…
A boy and girl octopus out on a date walked down the street arm...
I got home from work last night…
I got home from work last night and said to my wife, “You are...
Penquins on Tour
A motorist pulls up to the gas pumps and says “fill it up, please”....
Dirty Birds
A lady approaches her priest and tells him, “Father, I have a problem. I...
Less Common Latin Phrases
Less Common Latin PhrasesQuo signo nata es?What’s your sign?Romani quidem artem amatoriam invenerunt.You know,...
Flying!
Q: Why did the blond jump off the bridge?A: To see if her maxipad...
New Insurance Policy
After their house burned down, Mary Ann, his wife, called the insurance company.Mary Ann...
The young lady admired the watch in the store window…
The young lady admired the watch in the store window every time she walked...
The first engineer calls out to the other…
The first engineer calls out to the other, “Hey–Nice bike! Where did you get...