Your mom is so fat…
Your mom is so fat, that I knew her all my life, and I...
Real advertisements 06
Believe it or not, the following announcements actually appeared in various church bulletins. Don’t...
What’s the definition of a real loser?
What’s the definition of a real loser?A guy who has a wet dream and...
Hypothetical Question
A little boy goes up to his father and asks:”Dad, what’s the difference between...
No Hemorrhoids
Why don’t men get hemorrhoids?Because they are all perfect assholes!
What do Chinese people…
What do Chinese people name their retarded children?Som Ting Wong
The kind lawyer!
One afternoon, a wealthy lawyer was riding in the back of his limousine when...
The Master Chief was inspecting the barracks…
The Master Chief was inspecting the barracks and heoverheard one terrified recruit whisper, “Master...
French horn jokes
|Q: What do you get when you cross a French horn player with a...
I HAD A BAD DAY
I HAD A BAD DAY It was getting a little crowded in Heaven, so...