Computer Quotes
What is a computer’s first sign of old age? Loss of memory. What does...
How do you catch a polar bear?
How do you catch a polar bear?Answer: First, you cut a large, round hole...
Timberland.
A rich lady from California, who was a tree hugger and a vociferous anti-...
Top ten reasons why it’s good to be Italian.
In-depth knowledge of bizarre pasta shapes Unembarrassed to wear fur. No need to worry...
Social Security Sex
Two men were talking. “So, how’s your sex life?” “Oh, nothing special. I’m having...
A Tool
A dentist friend of mine had a T-shirt which said on the front:Let me...
Parachute
Q: Did you hear about the new automatic parachutes, invented by a blond? A:...
An American tourist is visiting China…
An American tourist is visiting China. After visiting all the tourist attractions he decides...
Recruiting any and all pilots
|The chief of staff of the US Air Force decided that he would personally...
The young lady entered the doctor’s office carrying an infant…
The young lady entered the doctor’s office carrying an infant. “Doctor,” she explained, “the...