What’s the difference between a nine-month pregnant…
What’s the difference between a nine-month pregnantwoman and a Playboy centerfold?Nothing, if the pregnant...
What does Kurt Cobain and Michaelangelo have in common?
What does Kurt Cobain and Michaelangelo have in common? They both used their brains...
How do men exercise at the beach?
How do men exercise at the beach? By sucking in their stomachs every time...
Another test
There was a blonde driving a ferrari. A cop pulls her over forspeeding, the...
An ant and an elephant share a night of romance…
An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. Next morning the antwakes...
Question and answer blonde jokes
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If you mixed vodka with orange juice and milk of magnesia, would you get...
OLD NEVER DIES 12
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Two blokes were out walking home from work one afternoon…
Two blokes were out walking home from work one afternoon.”Shit,” said the first bloke,...
A fellow has a week off and decides to play a round of golf…
A fellow has a week off and decides to play a round of golf...