What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle?
Here’s a sad one…Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with...
Bad Jokes
Bad Jokes The following riddles and jokes were made up by BADJOKE.EXE, an MS-DOSprogram....
Signs You’ve Had Too Much Holiday Cheer
|1. You strike a match and light your nose. 2. You take off your...
Everybody’s doing it
This bloke was ordered from the pool for pissing in the water.”That’s ridiculous!” he...
O’Toole volunteered
|O’Toole volunteered to take care of his numerous children so that Mom could have...
Show Me The Money!
A fool and his money are asked to go everywhere! A fool and his...
A Blonde and a Waitress
A blonde walks into a restaurant to get some lunch, and while she’s deciding...
Another bar joke
A man walked into a bar and guess what he said. ouch!
What’s the difference between a whale and a dyke?
What’s the difference between a whale and a dyke? Oh, about ten pounds, and...
Pig Under Her Arm
Q: A blonde is walking down the street with a pig under her arm....