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Famous people
Eugene d’Albert (noted German composer) was married six times. At an evening reception which...
Mister Smith rushes into the maternity ward…
Mister Smith rushes into the maternity ward, “What’s wrong?What’s the emergency?”"Oh, Mister Smith, your...
Swearing Parrot
There’s this fellow with a parrot. And this parrot swears like a sailor, I...
The Christmas diet song
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Rodney Dangerfield Top One-Liners!
A girl phoned me the other day and said …. Come on over, there’s...
4 Docs and GW Bush!
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Murphy said to his daughter
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Cards You Won’t Find At Hallmark
“Looking back over the years that we’ve been together, I can’t help but wonder:…………....