Top ten signs that you are too drunk
|10. You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the...
Modem Addiction
“Did you know that last month’s (expletive) phone bill is over $450?” my wife...
Did you hear about Tempura House?
Did you hear about Tempura House?It’s a shelter for lightly battered women.
A man is in a hospital bed completly wrapped up…
A man is in a hospital bed completly wrapped up in a body cast.One...
A pile of one liners!
Why are sheep always in a field? Because they can’t get out !Who gives...
Learn to speak Southern…
Before heading south for a vacation, it may be a good idea to learn...
Chain Letter
Dear Sister,This letter was started by a woman in the hope of bringing relief...
Ventriliquist cowboy walks into town…
Ventriliquist cowboy walks into town and sees Indian sitting on his porch.Cowboy: Hey, cool...
What do Viagra And Disney Land have in common?
What do Viagra And Disney Land have in common?They both cause you to stand...
What do you call a Highlander with four sheep?
What do you call a Highlander with four sheep? A pimp