Birthday Present For Wife
Two men are sitting in a pub talking, one mentions that it’s his wife’s...
It’s not a big deal, but it feels good
A man comes home from work one day and he says to his wife:...
A farmer and his girlfriend…
A farmer and his girlfriend were out for a strollin the fields when they...
I’ll get you next slime!
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Are you talking to me?
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Animals Q & A
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Somebody flunked elf school…
5-year-old Nicholas was sitting on a department store Santa’s lap and told him, “My...
Jim will not be in today. He is not feeling himself. Thank you.
“Jim will not be in today. He is not feeling himself. Thank you.”THIS MEANS:1....
End of the World Reports
When the end of the world arrives how will the media report it?USA Today:WE’RE...
Pre-Nuptial Agreements
A secretary for a foreign embassy was entertaining a wealthy foreign ambassador during lunch...