Welfare
A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the counter...
Good Samaritan
A man is having a few drinks at a bar when he looks over...
If Sony made toasters…
If Sony made toasters…Their Sony Toastman, which would be barely larger thanthe single piece...
Tribute to the Marines
|A tribute to the United States Marine Corps and the reasons why they are...
Zoo Closed In Warsaw
I heard they closed the zoo in Warsaw. The duck died.
Campaign Slogans for George W
1. I’ll turn capital punishment into a new game show!2. I promise to get...
Don’t arrest the judge
|A squad car driver was covering a quiet beat out in the sticks when...
Texan Buys Spread
A loud American, looking for properties to buy out in Australia is in the...
What is blonde, has six legs, and roams…
Q: What is blonde, has six legs, and roams Michael Jackson’sdreams every night??A: Hansons.
Bad Breath
You’re breath’s so stinky I don’t know whether I should give you a breath...