I’m gaining weight doctor
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Because they squeak!
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Taking the final exam
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What do you call a blonde in the freezer?
What do you call a blonde in the freezer?A Frosted Flake.
Not a good comparison!
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New Suit
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This guy goes to sperm bank to give a sample…
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Baby Hermaphrodite
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What to do
Damn…did you see the size of that front tooth gap she had? Yeah…I didn’t...
Quotes from stupid 01
These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world. “The effects are fleeting...