Watching for suicide
|Why do they put a suicide watch on death row prisoners? Why would you...
Condoms for My Camels
There was an old lady who heard you could keep cigarettes dry at the...
What did one Lesbian Frog say to the other?
What did one Lesbian Frog say to the other? Gee, we really do taste...
What is green, has four legs and smells like woman?
What is green, has four legs and smells like woman?The white house’s pool table
Poor Turkey!
When I was a young turkey, new to the coop, my big brother Tom...
Urine Resample
A young woman was in the hospital, recovering from major surgery. She hated being...
Smiling Snowman
Why did the snowman have a smile on his face?Because the snowblower was coming...
Visiting the sun
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead, all working for NASA, were trying to...
Soviet Physician
What does the M.D. after a name of a Soviet emigre physician stand for?Mentally...
Deck of Cards
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking that I’m a deck of cards!Psychiatrist: Sit over there...