How to dump a guy
Dear ________,I regret to inform you that you have been eliminated from further contention...
What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle?
Here’s a sad one…Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with...
Jif
Yo momma so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.
A lecture about English
|A linguistics professor was lecturing to his English class one day. “In English,” he...
The 2 moose hunters…
These two hunters went moose hunting every year without success.Finally they came up with...
Favorite Drink
AGE DRINK 17 Wine Coolers 25 White wine 35 Red wine 48 Dom Perignon...
You’re Drinking Too Much Coffee When . . .
Juan Valdez named his donkey after you. You ski uphill. You get a speeding...
Indicator
A businessman entered a tavern, sat down at the bar, and ordered a doublescotch...
This guy was walking down the sidewalk when he sees a Little Johnny…
This guy was walking down the sidewalk when he sees a Little Johnny wearing...