An army private went to see the Medical Captain for a new…
An army private went to see the Medical Captain for a new pair of...
And you thing you have it bad!
There’s a celery, a carrot, and a dick talking.The celery was like “Man, I...
Fred and Harry
Two friends, Fred and Harry were golfing one fine day.Toward the end of the...
Osama Bin Laden joke
Why did Osama Bin Laden killwife number 37?Because he looked up her dressand saw...
A new way to loose weight
A fellow was reading the paper one day lamenting the fact that his doctor...
Dump trucks and fat ladies!
A man and his son were traveling to the bank one Saturday morning when...
Do you realize what I am?
|Do you realize what I am?A blonde was telling her priest a Pollock joke,...
On the occasion of their fiftieth wedding anniversary, Billy-Bob…
On the occasion of their fiftieth wedding anniversary, Billy-Bob decided to forego a big...
Why did the Avon lady walk funny?
Why did the Avon lady walk funny? Her lipstick.
Bill Gates, the Antichrist
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