Signs You’re from New York
You say “the city” and expect everyone to know that this means Manhattan. You...
Duh!
Q: How do you recognize a blonde at the airport?A: She’s the one throwing...
Matering checking
Her teenage son was having trouble mastering the fine points of balancing his new...
A Redneck Joke
1) If you go to your family reunion to pick up guys/women… You might...
What’s the diff…
Q: What’s the difference between a whore and a bitch?A: A whore sleeps with...
Telephone Difference
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a telephone?A: It costs 30 cents...
Super Looong List of One-Liners!
Q. What would happen if the Pilgrims had killed cats instead of turkeys?A. We’d...
Sex While Pregnant
For those of you about to become first-time fathers, you should know something that...
A lawyer and two friends, a Rabbi and a Hindu holy man…
A lawyer and two friends, a Rabbi and a Hindu holy man, had car...
A secret pregnant lover
|At the rehearsal dinner for my boss’ daughter and son-in-law-to-be, a loud eight-months pregnant...