Ms. Piggy Counts
Q: Why can’t Miss Piggy count to 70?A: Because she has a frog in...
Roosters
An old farmer decided it was time to get a new rooster. The current...
My Montana Diary
Aug. 12 Moved to our new home in Montana. It is so beautiful here....
Lord, what’s a man?
One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God.”Lord, I have...
No pressure
This older Jewish man was on the operating table awaiting surgery and he insisted...
Royal Penis Comparison
The kings of Spain, France, and England all stand on stage together in front...
A birthday party
Q:What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?A:I scream
Gas Station
Have you ever seen Pop Idol? One point it was held at an esso...
Giving very odd excuses
|The General went out to find that none of his G.I.s were there. One...
Did you hear about the Mexico City earthquake?
Q: Did you hear about the Mexico City earthquake?A: It did $100 million worth...