A man was taking his wife…
A man was taking his wife, who was pregnant with twins,to the hospital when...
Rooster Difference
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a rooster?A: In the morning a...
Three women, A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde…
Three women, A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde, all come home from work...
How to shoot yourself in the foot
|Assembler: You shoot yourself in the foot.Ada: The Department of Defense shoots you in...
Sleep
I love to sleep. It really is the best of both worlds. You get...
Clinton died and was standing at hte Pearly Gates…
Clinton died and was standing at hte Pearly Gates. After knocking at the gates,...
Hair on my chest
A woman asks her husband to buy her a fur coat for their 25th...
Why won’t sharks attack lawyers?
Why won’t sharks attack lawyers?Professional courtesy.
A man walks into a bank and says he wants to borrow…
A man walks into a bank and says he wants to borrow$200 for six...
Murphy said to his daughter
|Murphy said to his daughter, “I want you home by eleven o’clock.” She said,...