Grounds for Divorce
A woman goes into her lawyers office requesting a divorce. He istaking all of...
Suspense!
How do you keep an idiot in suspense?
Numbers equal zero
|Theorem : All numbers are equal to zero.Proof: Suppose that a=b. Thena = ba^2...
Don’t look down!
A man lay spread out over three seats in the second row of a...
Kidneys for Brains
The teacher asked her students if anyone knew the answer to 2+2, they had...
The local District Judge
|The local District Judge had given the defendant a lecture on the evils of...
You know what that little red dot means in the middle…
You know what that little red dot means in the middle of an Indian...
Priest and Nun Golfing
One day a priest and a nun went golfing.The first hole the priest missed...
Donations
A blonde, brunette, and redhead went to a church to donate money. The brunette...
Why do farts smell?
Why do farts smell? So deaf people can enjoy them too.